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The best comedy tour in Savannah!

Savannah for Morons, The Trolley Tour is a 90-minute comedy show on wheels covering nearly 300 years of Savannah history. Perfect for morons and their smarter friends, it features comedy skits, musical numbers, and absurd appearances. Hosted by the Moron Twins, Dannie and Danny Moron, this tour offers inside gossip on Savannah’s key moments, from Georgia’s founding to the Civil War, Paula Deen trivia, and the must-do tourist selfie on the Forrest Gump bench.


What to expect

  • A comedy trolley tour. 90 minutes in length.

  • Adult language used. Rated PG-13 by our mothers.

  • Our trolleys are fully air-conditioned.

  • We will stop midway for a bathroom & drink break.

Savannah for Morons is a high-energy, whirlwind comedy trip through some of the most absurd and wildest history that Savannah has to offer.

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We love doing private tours for all different types of groups. Make your next group outing fun and memorable. We work with you on transportation and can customize our tours to your needs.

Great for: 

  • Corporate Retreats ​

  • Family Reunions 

  • Holiday Parties

  • Birthday Celebrations

  • Bachelorette/Bachelor Parties

  • Business Conference Activities

  • And many more!



Our private tours start at $1,500 and include a customized show and trolley pickups and drop offs.

"I was able to touch bases with my team today, and they couldn’t say enough about what a fantastic time they had.  They absolutely loved every minute of it.  They said it was exactly what the group needed. Thank you for all you did to help facilitate this.  I’m really glad that we went with you for our entertainment."
— Bridgette, private event


Moron Twins

Savannah for Morons, The Trolley Tour started out as a twinkle in the eye of the Moron Brothers (aka John Brennan and Dan Gilbert). You see, the Moron Brothers have been performing comedy around New York and Savannah and for the last 15 years or so. They were also tour guides and history buffs and loved to wax poetic about Savannah's quirky, weird and ridiculous history. After writing the stage production with Front Porch Improv and having many sold out shows, the Moron Brothers did something far from moronic. We decided to create a one-of-a-kind comedy trolley experience that combines jokes, music, history and wigs.



Pick up and drop-off here:

Old Town Trolley Depot
250 Martin Luther King Jr Blvd, Savannah, GA 31401

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